When your manager asked you to automate the door.
When somebody ask if you have a girl friend.
When you chat with your crush.
When your best friend staring at your crush.
When relative asks about future plans.
When you want to date every possible girl.
When you see your girlfriend without makeup.
When best friend practicing for nagin dance for your marriage.
When your sister finds you dating with her best friend.
when you hear about best friends marriage.
when you get boss phone call on Friday evening.
When a client opens a bug because his CSV file is not well formatted in Excel.
When I am stuck in an infinite loop.
When I put untested code into production.
When I get called for a production incident.
When I discover the technology used by our new client.
When the boss asks me to estimate my dev time.
Adding my final touch to a gross quickfix.
When we have to rework the architecture of entire project.
When I open the code written by intern.
When an API I use for 5 of my projects becomes obsolete.
When I am asked to work on a data recovery with Excel files.
When I learn that Twitter was storing passwords in plain text.