Me after eating a lunch that could have easily fed a family of six.
This summer please shower together and save water.
Only person who could have survived in bird box without any issue.
When enemy team finds the heavy ammo first.
When you laugh at lame jokes of a rich friend because he pays the bills.
When sales team asks you to implement a new feature two days before the release date.
When you see someone placing an order for pizza with extra pineapple topping.
When your mom is beating you and all of a sudden you got visitors.
When someone asks for the proof of the surgical strikes.
When someone eats your lunch.
When someone says that moon landing is fake.
When media persons watch their own show.
When you hear someone talking about game of thrones.
Indian and Pakistani media fighting each other.
When Pakistan says that they are a peaceful nation.
When your manager scolds you in front of all the interns.
My reaction when Indian opposition parties ask for proof of air strike done by Indian Air Force.
When she is angry with you but cannot stop looking beautiful.
When your code breaks at the very last commit.
Final semester exams be like.
IAF shot down one Pakistani F-16 while one MIG 21 crashed in PoK with pilot MIA.
When they said that you could never win an oscar.
Indian liberals crying after air force conducted the air strike on terror camps.
Indian Air Force conducts successful air strike on terror camps in Pakistan killing over 300 terrorists.