This is how i tease my sister after knowing her secrets.
When someone asks you for dieting.
When they refuse to share the last slice of pizza.
Never go to the bed mad, stay up and fight.
When you get to know that your best friend is dating your sister.
When your friend is on your enemy side.
When my friend says he will not take dowry.
When your friend challenge you to make someone fool on April fool day.
When someone says Messi is better than Ronaldo.
How teacher beat me on Monday morning when i forget to do homework.
When you are able to bargain in a Mall.
This is how you play when your girl friend is watching you.
When you convince your wife not to shop in mall.
When someone says Barcelona will win FIFA World Cup.
When intern asks for the root access.
When someone doubts your capabilities.
When someone ask me to reconsider my decision.
When you tell your parents about your girl friend.
When someone says you are hot.
When someone upsets my best friend.
When your sister finds you dating with her best friend.
When I put untested code into production.
When I get called for a production incident.
Adding my final touch to a gross quickfix.