when someone warns about drinking alcohol.
You are probably my best friend in the whole world at the moment. No Pressure.
I am your BFF. your broke friend forever.
When somebody ask if you have a girl friend.
When relative asks about future plans.
When a client opens a bug because his CSV file is not well formatted in Excel.
When I am stuck in an infinite loop.
When I discover the technology used by our new client.
When the boss asks me to estimate my dev time.
When I open the code written by intern.
When an API I use for 5 of my projects becomes obsolete.
When I am asked to work on a data recovery with Excel files.
When a old project of mine is handed to the intern.
When a colleague launches with success a SQL query I launched 10 times with no result.